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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dragonoussenses99 asked:

☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. It’s time to spread positivity ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o ♡

yey me ferst succ *w*

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Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

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So many.

yisssss

@babbylawrence im looking at you


BUT ALSO ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS ON HERE

@natamoo @mlhmoo @sdhl-artist @sugarponyfuntime @amy3513 @zippydooq @trash-i-plier @markimooisbetterthanyou @idktoomanychoices @samwimpala @anime-and-undertale-fangirl @honeydewhurricane @grimokami @jacksepticeyegifs I’m looking at you guys! You guys are awesome! And there’s a lot more of you I need to make friends with! But even if we don’t chat I consider you a friend and a huge part of my growing tumblr family and you guys mean a lot to me! ^\^

<3 :D (and im over here with a few frens like wtf mane XD)

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Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

writtenrain:

  • Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

  • Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

  • At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

  • An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

  • (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

  • friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
    friend two: probably

  • I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

  • If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

  • student: my calculator is broken
    teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

  • no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

  • (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?  
    student 2: enough

  • teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans?
    Student: does Popeyes count?

  • my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

  • we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

  • Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
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psychic-sylveon asked:

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

scribblekin answered:

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You have my attention

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thefangirlinggourgeist:

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

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Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

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(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.)
Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

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The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

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Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

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Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

1,385 pounds

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The strongest Pokemon we never knew

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Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

Technically he goes to several gyms

how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger

I REGRET EVERY INSULT I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE

i heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack, that ash ketchum is shredded

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